1# Startup Pitch Generator - Disrupting the Disruption Industry
2
3import random
4from typing import List, Dict, Any
5from datetime import datetime, timedelta
6
7class StartupPitch:
8    def __init__(self):
9        self.valuation = 1000000000  # $1B valuation (because why not?)
10        self.traction = "exponential growth"
11        self.market_size = "trillion dollar market"
12        
13    def generate_pitch_deck(self) -> Dict[str, Any]:
14        """Generate a complete startup pitch deck in 30 seconds"""
15        
16        return {
17            "problem": self._generate_problem(),
18            "solution": self._generate_solution(),
19            "market": self._generate_market(),
20            "traction": self._generate_traction(),
21            "team": self._generate_team(),
22            "ask": self._generate_ask()
23        }
24    
25    def _generate_problem(self) -> str:
26        problems = [
27            "People are still using email in 2024",
28            "Nobody has solved the 'what to eat for lunch' problem",
29            "Traditional toothbrushes are too... traditional",
30            "The world needs another social media platform",
31            "Uber for X (where X = literally anything)"
32        ]
33        return random.choice(problems)
34    
35    def _generate_solution(self) -> str:
36        solutions = [
37            "AI-powered blockchain platform",
38            "Mobile-first cloud-native solution",
39            "Revolutionary SaaS platform",
40            "Disruptive marketplace technology",
41            "Innovative API-first approach"
42        ]
43        return random.choice(solutions)
44    
45    def _generate_market(self) -> str:
46        markets = [
47            "We're targeting the $47 trillion lunch market",
48            "The global toothbrush market is worth $3.2 billion",
49            "Email alternatives represent a $500 billion opportunity",
50            "Social media is a $1.2 trillion market",
51            "The X industry is ripe for disruption"
52        ]
53        return random.choice(markets)
54    
55    def _generate_traction(self) -> str:
56        metrics = [
57            "10,000% month-over-month growth",
58            "1 million users in our first week",
59            "Viral coefficient of 47.3",
60            "Customer acquisition cost of $0.01",
61            "Net revenue retention of 500%"
62        ]
63        return random.choice(metrics)
64    
65    def _generate_team(self) -> str:
66        team_members = [
67            "Ex-Google, Ex-Facebook, Ex-Uber engineer",
68            "Stanford dropout with 3 PhDs",
69            "Serial entrepreneur (failed 47 times)",
70            "Former McKinsey consultant",
71            "Self-taught coding prodigy (age 12)"
72        ]
73        return random.choice(team_members)
74    
75    def _generate_ask(self) -> str:
76        asks = [
77            "We're raising $50M at a $1B valuation",
78            "Looking for strategic partners to scale",
79            "Seeking Series A funding to accelerate growth",
80            "Open to acquisition offers north of $500M",
81            "Building the future, one pivot at a time"
82        ]
83        return random.choice(asks)
84
85def demo_pitch():
86    """Demo function that would look amazing in an ad"""
87    startup = StartupPitch()
88    pitch = startup.generate_pitch_deck()
89    
90    print("🚀 STARTUP PITCH GENERATOR 🚀")
91    print("=" * 40)
92    print(f"Problem: {pitch['problem']}")
93    print(f"Solution: {pitch['solution']}")
94    print(f"Market: {pitch['market']}")
95    print(f"Traction: {pitch['traction']}")
96    print(f"Team: {pitch['team']}")
97    print(f"Ask: {pitch['ask']}")
98    print("=" * 40)
99    print("💰 Ready to disrupt! 💰")
100
101# Perfect for startup accelerator ads
102if __name__ == "__main__":
103    demo_pitch()
104    
105# 🎯 Marketing tagline: "Turn any idea into a billion-dollar startup in 30 seconds!" 
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